Political Caption Competition


Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
Bill English: “Sir Richard Branson is one of the pre-eminent leaders of global business and it’s a great privilege to have him here in New Zealand.
Sir Richard Branson: “Thanks Bill, it’s great to be here. Have I told you about my progressive ideas for converting New Zealand’s dirty dairy industry into ecologically sound commercial cannabis production?”
Bill English: “I have no idea who this stupid fucking hippy is. I’ve never seen him before in my life!”
“He says he’s English but I can’t understand a word he says…”
“That shirt doesn’t save you. You’re basically an uncool dude, dude…”