Political Caption Competition


Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?

Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
Cuckoo! Cuckoo! It’s one o’clock.
$10 per picture, keep in line over there, next please
Sloppy salute appalls marine guard: “We can find better fascists than this at any Trump rally!” he said.
“Yes, ‘ever’ in my wildest dreams”.
Hello all,-NEXT CHINA, so sing along everybody,–you too max—ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong diddlel I Oii I oIOO I o-OO–bit rusty on mandarin, must take a land agent with me.
Heil “honest” John.
“Yes, that’s right, minions… grovel, prostrate yourself before your new Emperor…”
New device produces stunning images of Key’s dreams.
See you kiwi suckers I really fucked you all over didn’t I and you loved it!
Anyway I’m now running for President now with Donald Trump as I fit his policy of a foul mouth also see!
They Key to the white house…
Extortionist finally incarcerated…
Today the Sudetenland, tomorrow the white house…