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National Party MP Nancy Lu in the presence of her messiah Chris Luxon.
The large white rectangle on the image allows for Nancy to write down praise and prayers she can write when thinking about Chris.

National Party MP Nancy Lu in the presence of her messiah Chris Luxon.
The large white rectangle on the image allows for Nancy to write down praise and prayers she can write when thinking about Chris.

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The master strategist Chris Tzu explaining how to master NZ Politics during a fuel crisis
Looked like a blocked out middle finger.
Nancy:
Oh Chris.. I love the way your blue eyes sparkle when you make tax free capital gains on the sale of your properties.
Oh Chris.. I love the way the magestic sunlight glistens as it hits the top of your suncreamed head.
Oh Chris.. As long as my heart beats, and as long as you are still leading…
Every breath you take, every move you make, I’ll be right behind you…