Political Caption Competition

National Party MP Nancy Lu in the presence of her messiah Chris Luxon.
The large white rectangle on the image allows for Nancy to write down praise and prayers she can write when thinking about Chris.

National Party MP Nancy Lu in the presence of her messiah Chris Luxon.
The large white rectangle on the image allows for Nancy to write down praise and prayers she can write when thinking about Chris.

Winston trying to define a horse

FACT OF THE DAY: If you could drive a car straight up at 95 km/h, it would take you less…

We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget

FACT OF THE DAY: Mars is shaped like a rugby ball rather than a perfect sphere due to its unique…

WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

FACT OF THE DAY: Astronauts can grow up to 5 cm (2 inches) taller in space because the lack of…
Looked like a blocked out middle finger.
Nancy:
Oh Chris.. I love the way your blue eyes sparkle when you make tax free capital gains on the sale of your properties.
Oh Chris.. I love the way the magestic sunlight glistens as it hits the top of your suncreamed head.
Oh Chris.. As long as my heart beats, and as long as you are still leading…
Every breath you take, every move you make, I’ll be right behind you…