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From Venuzuela’s ex Prez greatest hits
“Don’t worry, be happy…lalalalalaa”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9NxLrsbHgQ
He’s got his mate vanV to get der parties in the news trivia about baby’s names and how the old favourites of some MPs are winners! Like Christopher, Winston, David and even Brooke. They are wringing every bit of publicity they can get but not by doing hard work to match the people’s needs. His farmer friends have advised he takes the role of eye or heading dog to we sheep – I wonder who is the barking. huntaway, heeling dog? Ideas?
“He’s a Maniac”
“But now I’m shiny – like the wax job on a public limousine, cracking welfare cos if I am plenty mean, they might forget under me growth’s only a dream…”
“Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall…”
The pyjama man is missing in action, clearly only the loopy believe his lies.
His promotion people maybe based on The Pyjama Game musical. But that was about workers with hopes for better wages so it wouldn’t be ‘7andhalf cents.’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_xSdoWt7v0 .
And it wouldn’t be Steam Heat about hard work together, or Racing with the Clock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Xi_IyHYNc . He only knows about rushing duff legislatlion while he can get his knife in.
A man of great vision seeing beyond the “ doom loopers.”
Your onboard ECU has scan error photo is of Luxon not Chippie
‘A man of great vision seeing beyond the “ doom loopers.”’
You are on the wrong page Bob! Luigi Mangione is some pages back.
Add this to Luxon’s playlist…
“I don’t like Monday’s”
The face that launched one thousand shits.