Political Caption Competition

Government’s controversial new homelessness policy

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox
Professional butt sniffers have competition
Left to right.
Dog No.1: I’m staying at arms length from this prick.
Dog No.2: Are you that bloody loser from the failed coup? I like to hang out with winners.
Dog No.3: Yeah I know.. I drew the short straw, now I have to hang out with this rat.
Is that baldy Luxon in the dark on the left? These eggheads all look the same to me, characterless, alien.
Dogs can be noble even with tongues hanging out dripping saliva, whereas Gnatactack politicians doing the same are……..fill in preferred word. Need shakespeares ‘What a piece of work is man (and he embraces she in National coalition).
Three stinky useless mongrels but the dogs look good
Winston has made 2000 dogs unemployed so he will be there with 1000 on day one .
Meet the new National cabinet – they’re smart, loyal, and charismatic – and they drink from toilets, which effectively what the rest of NZ will be doing as privatization of water proceeds.
Well said Stuart