Political Caption Competition

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a poll fall
All the ZB hosts and all the Taxpayers’ Union men
Couldn’t make Humpty thumbs up again


A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
He needs higher wellies because the depth of shit is about to get deeper .
“Common Man” productions…
The taxpayer funded personal social media studio of the PM that last year brought to you the Christmas holiday photo of the PM appearing to have slapped a little bit of paint on the shed of the multi million dollar Waiheke Island bach.
This year brings to you the pretend gardener, but not a green thumb in sight.
Vacuous ideas breed vacuous behaviour.
Low-performing middle manager shows his inspirational side
I talk so much shit, I have to wear these every day.
Sorted.
4pm and there are 48 looks at 2 Jacqueline bits of fluff. Seems to me there is a following for J’s bits. It’s a higher interest than would be expected – times 11.48am and 1.39pm. I’m interested, not being snarky.