Political Caption Competition
“Bring in the gimp”

‘It’s biblical’: Maga anxiety over Iran war on display at CPAC as Trump skips event. The war was, in many…

Ummmm… Israeli police block Catholic cardinal from Holy Sepulchre on Palm Sunday Israeli police have prevented Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa, the…

When Me Too erupted, men weren’t frightened of a witch hunt, (there clearly were monsters out there), they feared a…

The growing influence of billionaire Jim Grenon over New Zealand media raises urgent questions about democracy, editorial independence and the role of culture war politics.

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

New policing powers allowing surveillance and intelligence gathering raise urgent concerns about children’s rights, privacy and unchecked police authority in New Zealand.
“All new National Party action figure…brains sold separately”
Is it an English-named bird? Is it an Air New Zealand plane? No, it’s BLUEPERMAN!
Do Tory condoms all have holes in them?
My safe words are “Squeezed Middle”
Christopher Luxon spotted wearing a gimp suit to a three way meeting with ACT and NZF in the Beehive basement.
New-look Luxon focusing on improving his communication skills.
Bob the first hasn’t been around for a while, makes for sensible conversation.
Intrusive, bullying, elitist assumptions about unemployed people and young people.
Congratulations, the advertisement creator perfectly captures the spirit of the National Party and its supporters.
Lord of the flies vibes