Political Caption Competition
“Bring in the gimp”

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Are media cheerleaders ignoring cracks in New Zealand’s economy? Rising unemployment, weak retail and stalled infrastructure suggest deeper trouble.

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Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?
“All new National Party action figure…brains sold separately”
Is it an English-named bird? Is it an Air New Zealand plane? No, it’s BLUEPERMAN!
Do Tory condoms all have holes in them?
My safe words are “Squeezed Middle”
Christopher Luxon spotted wearing a gimp suit to a three way meeting with ACT and NZF in the Beehive basement.
New-look Luxon focusing on improving his communication skills.
Bob the first hasn’t been around for a while, makes for sensible conversation.
Intrusive, bullying, elitist assumptions about unemployed people and young people.
Congratulations, the advertisement creator perfectly captures the spirit of the National Party and its supporters.
Lord of the flies vibes