Political Caption Competition
“Bring in the gimp”

A Marxist, 2 NZ Herald columnists, a former Labour Leader and a Business Journalist all walk into a bar. The…

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‘One in seven New Zealand children living in material hardship’ was the dramatic heading of a NZ Herald feature article…

PSNA has written to Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith today requesting proposed ‘move-on’ laws will specifically continue to allow free speech…

More than a game “Football is more than a game. It is a force for unity, peace and hope” Gianni…

“All new National Party action figure…brains sold separately”
Is it an English-named bird? Is it an Air New Zealand plane? No, it’s BLUEPERMAN!
Do Tory condoms all have holes in them?
My safe words are “Squeezed Middle”
Christopher Luxon spotted wearing a gimp suit to a three way meeting with ACT and NZF in the Beehive basement.
New-look Luxon focusing on improving his communication skills.
Bob the first hasn’t been around for a while, makes for sensible conversation.
Intrusive, bullying, elitist assumptions about unemployed people and young people.
Congratulations, the advertisement creator perfectly captures the spirit of the National Party and its supporters.
Lord of the flies vibes