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Why is the National Party Gimp so smooth down there?
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The Blue Man Group have announced legal action against The National Party.
Approached for comment the leader, Chris Luxon, said: “What I would say to you is it’s pretty legal.”
Legal or not the distinctive blue tinge journalists have become accustomed to seeing during comments on polling revealed on this occasion that Luxon had economized on makeup removal.
No balls Luxon.
What a fine figure of a man, golly I’m famous.
And a most famous fuckwit to boot
Men tend to have a few rough edges, an outside-of the-body genitalia while Women tend to be a bit smoother and internal in that area. Trans-men (or trans-women, if you prefer) tend to look like the National Party’s “Blue Man.” This is an expert opinion based on A LOT of experience. But, dear Bobblehead, spruik away nonetheless. Feel free to share your own expert experience based on what you’re attracted too. Men with penises and breasts, perhaps? Do share…
Is that what the blue megrims might look like (Regency slang 1795-1837).
Blue-deviled / blue as megrim / mulligrubs: sad, depressed
https://www.susannedietze.com/regency-cant.html
Bob the First (gimp) waits for daily programming update.
To be programmed you have to reach simplicity not be complex.