Political Caption Competition
“I am not a swamp witch”, hissed the swamp witch at her swamp witch press conference.
“I am not a swamp witch”, hissed the swamp witch at her swamp witch press conference.

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?

Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
But ’tis strange
And oftentimes, to win us to our harm,
The instruments of darkness tell us truths,
Win us with honest trifles, to betray us
In deepest consequence.
Will the setters up of these captions please put the names of the personnel involved in future! I can’t keep up with the actions and inactions coming from the top which take all my time to partly digest, without paying attention to all the bit players involved. I’m careful not to follow them into the swamp and be trapped in their gothic mindset.
no pride Ive seen better turned out homeless ladies .
“No I am not Nicky No Boats grandmother”
This one is not fit for parliament, on your bike.
‘Get a haircut and get a real job”
“I really don’t see the issue here, I have no more undisclosed conflicts of interest than any other member of this government”