Political Caption Competition
This could be the funniest thing written this year.

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…
Luxie’s career because he was talentless…
“The less talent they have, the more pride, vanity, and arrogance they have. All these fools, however, find other fools who applaud them,” is attributed to Erasmus of Rotterdam- 1509. This observation highlights a human tendency for those lacking in ability to compensate with excessive self-importance and a corresponding attraction to those who validate their inflated sense of self. Individuals with little genuine talent or substance may develop a strong sense of pride and vanity as a way to mask their inadequacies.
AND LO ! THE COC WAS BORN.
God botherer announces the second coming with the revelation he doesn’t need to drop his trousers to take a dump.
Just spray and walk away you useless non person
“No, I did not lose my hair in a Faustian bargain with John Key – Why do you ask?”
Still smells like a curry house dunny
Gotta chase that crazy bald-head outta this town.
HOW DARE THEY! Suggesting that Chris Luxon once worked for a living. At a bottom feeding job at that!
I’ve heard about those sort of deoderants but they aren’t recommended as they can make your privates itch and can lead to health problems.