Political Caption Competition
Pig Brother is watching you

Chris Luxon – Will take a silly selfie with the media but will run a mile form being actually interviewed

A new Danish study has linked elevated levels of nitrate in drinking water to an increased risk of stomach cancer….

The Broadcasting Standards Authority (BSA) is the only real protection New Zealand has against lies, abuse or misinformation in broadcasting….

The Government is pushing ahead with a doomed-to-fail policy despite being warned it won’t work. “Instead of investing in solutions…

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

The government intends to adjust the Climate Change Response Act, preventing the courts from finding certain types of liability for…
Happy to support a genocide in Gaza, not happy to be in the country
Mammon is my God
I’ve just seen the future; the grape harvest going mouldy from the rain with botrytis – it’s not what I wanted. It could be good but everything is going to the bad now;
that bit about shrivel and dehydrate could happen to me…!
Botrytis cinerea: a fungus that gives us sweet wine grapes …
The Microbial Menagerie https://microbialmenagerie.com › botrytis-cinerea-a-fun…
25 Feb 2020 — It produces sweet wine grapes during noble rot but causes the plant’s demise in grey mold. Noble rot causes wine grapes to shrivel and dehydrate.
Is it a stunned blue cod?
No, this is the Prime Minister of a small Pacific Country.
Where am I? I’ve told the media not to talk but I’m not on the job.
“What I would say to you is”
“I don’t care”
“I’m entitled”
Holly hell I have been proven right the NZ economy is fucked .OOPS IM IN CHARGE ,