Political Caption Competition
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: One is wooden, the other are toys
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: One is wooden, the other are toys

Amanda Luxon on PM’s popularity: NZers ‘miss out’ on the full story Amanda Luxon has suggested selective information may be…

Seymour and Winston want New Zealanders to stay calm. Trouble is, the IEA and JP Morgan are waving around numbers that look a lot more like an energy crisis than a minor blip.

Five weeks in and Trump is threatening to blow up Iran’s infrastructure in a profanity-laced rant. This isn’t strategy — it’s a war spinning out of control.

You don’t have to agree with Jonathan Ayling to see this — when the Foreign Minister talks like this, something’s gone badly wrong.

While Kiwis struggle with fuel, jobs and rising costs, NZ First has picked its fight — defining what a woman is. This is where we are now.

Some images just ask for a caption. This is one of them. Go on — say what everyone’s thinking.
You’re kidding. It’s Madam Tussaud’s waxwork figures on the left, wooden on the right. Strangely enough Luxon looks more alive and vivacious on the wooden side.
The biggest difference I can see is that they put Luxon’s mouth upside down in the wooden model.
Yes, the one on the left side
Hey man what did Trump Putin that Nato Snow
Luxon ….. ‘jesus christ zelensky ,,what the hell was that coke cut with ?’
zelensky …. ‘ eeerrraahhhh I wooden know,,,,, but it’s called Nato Snow ,,,,, they pull all the strings around here.
Luxon ,,, I’m seeing Putins everywhere !
zelensky ,,,,, thank god ,,,, I thought I was being paranoid again….
very good