Political Caption Competition
A face like a smacked bum

Chris Luxon – Will take a silly selfie with the media but will run a mile form being actually interviewed

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves
A mouth like an inverted trough.
He knows them well.
I would say that bum has had more than just a smack
Lady instantly regrets her decision to stand behind Jones after lunch.
Shane thinks:
‘How do I fill in the long empty space between free seafood dinners and my favourite videos? ‘
Looks like a retiring policeman in USA hauled up before Court for doing something to somebody that is disgraceful, but he is recalcitrant (though he doesn’t know the meaning of that). Shane, such a nice Jones boy, might end up a lazy river soon.
Song from Mills Brothers – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJLQhGT-OvA
Kentucky fried weka, it transpired, was not a taste sensation.
Make NZ Porn Great Again
Drill Baby Drill
Nature is coming for me ,ashes to ashes dust to dust ,freddy will have the last laugh.