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FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

NZ First Conference

TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…

These are the big stories according to The Spin-Off

TDB Open Mic is The Daily Blog’s community noticeboard. Each day, the Editor posts a new Open Mic message at…
“Look what I can say is this is totally off script so I can’t say”
You’ll need to talk to [insert name here] about that.
What I’m saying to you is that when I say “what I’m saying to you” what I’m saying to you is that I’m saying nothing to you.
Post-modern philosopher-king asserts that causation is a myth and that history is willed by great men (who used to run an airline)
Prime Minister admits anyone associated with him has to pay for sex.