Political Caption Competition
Another day, same headline

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy
“Look what I can say is this is totally off script so I can’t say”
You’ll need to talk to [insert name here] about that.
What I’m saying to you is that when I say “what I’m saying to you” what I’m saying to you is that I’m saying nothing to you.
Post-modern philosopher-king asserts that causation is a myth and that history is willed by great men (who used to run an airline)
Prime Minister admits anyone associated with him has to pay for sex.