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Yep we are truly at the bottom of the barrel.
Is that hair real?
POLICE COMMISSIONER (Thinks) Can the bald bastard at least warm up his hand? (and lube it?)
Just to make myself clear Commissioner, I will back you 100%, and be behind you all the way, but I will of course never be there in person, when I order you to go into a gang tangi, to confiscate patches.
I see we are on the same page Mr PM, for I had no intention of being present at any gang tangi either, when we receive your orders to conficate patches. Luckily you have provided me with excellent canonfodder for the task, with some new recruits on the more hefty side, who couldn’t even pass the Police physical exam. We had to lower standards, because you wouldn’t increase our pay enough, to stem the flow of officers heading to Aussy. Though you did generously give me tax deductibilty on my investment properties, and lowered the brightline to enable me to make windfall tax free capital.
I try my best Commissioner, wink wink.