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I know I know I am Seymour the road cone fucker
Student takes pride in his dunce cap.
The good news is, that we will be able to do away with these and replace them with the unemployed.
Reporter interviews the Act Leader as he reveals the secret ingredient In Act’s cheaper school lunches.
Louise Upston left it with me to look after when she left for India
Yet another genius idea for funding the “feeding the kids” program.. Making traffic cones out of reconstituted school lunches that have been rejected… Way cheaper than plastic, and decomposes after only 50 years, or so..
Coneheads press meeting.
Mmm, feels just like the leg of my inflatable doll.
“luxon told me the tip is where the sun don’t shine”
Seymour holds Acts latest candidate to be standing in Auckland Central.
I’ve eaten the icecream, but i’ll give the cone to the school kids.
When I am Prime Minister I am going to use this to fuck everyone except rich people.