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Evil Willy Wonka

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Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
Look at me you bottom feeders!
I can afford dental care because I sell plastic that is polluting the Oceans!
(All that is wrong with capitalism encapsulated in one smirk).
Oh the shark has pretty teeth dear
and he shows them pearly white,
Just some plastic has the Mowbray
and that’s sure as hell a blight.