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Maybe you are just a race-baiting arsehole Duncan?
“Third Strike and your warship will be seized and crushed by our Minister of Defence …”
Nothing quite like a friendly middle finger.
Hey can you nuke Andrew Bayley, Winston Peters, David Seymour etc, etc, etc.
Now you’re talking!
Right you ping pongs I’m sending Judith in a chase boat to sort you out
Hey China, Just to letting you know of our brilliantly thought out defence strategy to deter you in our region.
. – We just sent the Frigate Te Kaha and an Orion to the other side of the globe, in preparation to support Israel’s terrorist, criminal, activities in the Middle East. We did this to to send a message that New Zealand is an valuable ally of US against you and any other country that challenges US interests. so you better fuck off, or the Yanks will bomb your cities till they resemble Gaza, (We Hope).
Sincerely C. Luxon NZ PM
12 February, 2025
The New Zealand Defence Force (NZDF; Māori: Te Ope Kātua o Aotearoa,
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Royal New Zealand Navy frigate sails to disrupt [support] terrorist, criminal, activities in Middle East
Te Kaha, its 179 crew and embarked Seasprite helicopter will be deployed for six months supporting Combined Task Force 150 (CTF150) maritime actions outside the Arabian Gulf, and conducting other operations involving military partners.12 Feb 2025……
https://www.nzdf.mil.nz/media-centre/news/royal-new-zealand-navy-frigate-sails-to-disrupt-terrorist-criminal-activities-in-middle-east/#
Couldn’t have said it better
This reveals the true brilliance of our defence strategy. Pissing off our biggest trading partner and ruining our economy and making ourselves a military target, really proves our loyalty to the US, who will avenge our deaths.
Dear PM Luxon
You are welcome to have your navy visit China. Please do not accidentally sink your boat in our harbour.
Xi Jinping
President of the People’s Republic of China