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NZ First Conference

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Slop suitable for Act members
It is shameful not to give children lovely fruit in NZ.
ASK ANY FARMER AND THEY WILL TELL YOU THEY FEED 4 BILLION PEOPLE YET WE CANT FEED A FEW KIDS A DECENT LUNCH
Dot NZ school children used to be given free apples in that post WW2 era, when this country still had food rationing while we continued to supply food to Gt Britain who had endured food shortages. About one third of our apple crop now goes to waste.
Children also received free milk for much later than that. It was cancelled by the National government in the wake of Margaret Thatcher, milk snatcher, doing this in the UK. The reasons don’t bear scrutiny, more so when thousands of kids had clearly benefitted from having their daily milk and none recorded as being adversely affected by it the way that children now have health issues being caused by malnutrition.
Slop suitable for Act Party members.
It is shameful in Aotearoa not to give children really nice fruit .
Kids love fruit !
Budget multi-level use Numeracy resource
6 + 4 =
$3.00 ÷ 10 =
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4AICI3+3K – AI + 3 KAICI4 is ?
Extension exercise for GATE students bored with Erica’s books.
* aluminium foil + sodium hydroxide = great excitement
A entree for the Act Party national conference dinner.
For mains we’ll have roast cabbage with tomato sauce and dessert will be liquid ice cream with apple juice.
Those containers could make high-end headgear for the Mad Hatters in Parliament.
Mashed potatoes would’ve gone down better.
Why no greens ?
Looks like some double-dipping is called for here.
Please Sir, Can I have some poor ?
2.30.00 pm
Oliver – ” I’m going to save half my lunch for later.”
2.30.30 pm
Oliver – ” Oh “
Just place a sprig of mint on top to elevate this food and make it onto Netflix.
Now we know where the sausage rolls went. Quick! Tell Chris Bishop’s poor old father lest he spend the rest of his sad life driving around petrol stations searching for them.
I think he has passed away
That poor old man. And to think that his son was eating crayfish with his cronies while the aged parent drove dying all over the place.
gordon walker That’s what happened to more than a million Irish during the potato famine. Starved to death.