Political Caption Competition

14 Comments

1. What a fucken looser

2. “ You should see me in my pyjamas ! “

3. And Amanda does afternoon teas for $115.00 each and has biceps.

4. “ The King got sausage rolls but I get the prime lamb because I’m entitled.”

5. Must be plastic imitation chops. Nothing like you see in the butchery department.

6. These lamb chops look a lot like David’s willy

7. Im so sorted i botched the cooking of these grey fatty lamb chops

8. Compass slop nowhere to be seen.

9. It’s my Christian duty to leave the bones for the bottom feeders.

10. I’m calling these chops Winnie & Dave, bad to the bone

11. I’m not a principled sort of person.

12. Luxon kindly points to the plate showing what a ‘battered lamb chop’ looks like as many would never have seen any of those words except perhaps ‘battered’.

13. Lamb karma comes next on Mr Luxon’s self-satisfying menu…

14. Jesus said, ‘Feed my lamb to my sheep’ and Luxon’s eager mouth opened wide.

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