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He’s a hate crime wrapped in a fashion crime

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Jesus said, ‘Feed my lamb to my sheep’ and Luxon’s eager mouth opened wide.
Lamb karma comes next on Mr Luxon’s self-satisfying menu…
Luxon kindly points to the plate showing what a ‘battered lamb chop’ looks like as many would never have seen any of those words except perhaps ‘battered’.
I’m not a principled sort of person.
I’m calling these chops Winnie & Dave, bad to the bone
It’s my Christian duty to leave the bones for the bottom feeders.
Compass slop nowhere to be seen.
Im so sorted i botched the cooking of these grey fatty lamb chops
These lamb chops look a lot like David’s willy
Must be plastic imitation chops. Nothing like you see in the butchery department.
“ The King got sausage rolls but I get the prime lamb because I’m entitled.”
And Amanda does afternoon teas for $115.00 each and has biceps.
“ You should see me in my pyjamas ! “
What a fucken looser