Political Caption Competition
Am I a real boy yet?

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox
Unpaid nurse actor poses for retard Health minister as we no longer have nurses under his government as they now all reside in Australia.
Nurse I simply won’t sit hear and be told I have no testicles
“ Are you my father ? “
“ Are you my mother ?”
“ How about some CPR ? “
This is nice. It’s too good for general services for everybody, I’ll have to limit it. But people like me deserve the best; working so hard for the country and Freedom (Ayn Rand style).
Have you a partner currently?
I would rather put the cuff around your neck fucker and pull it tight .
No, honestly, I felt a ‘thud’ in my chest. I know it wasn’t a heart, as I don’t have one.
Any chance of a scan to see if I’ve got a brain.
NURSE What you really need are some empathy injections. They worked really well for Jacinda.
Should I take my trousers off like Luxon does ?
I would like to come here often.
“ Hey nurse, you’re raising my … blood pressure…”