Political Caption Competition
Am I a real boy yet?

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Unpaid nurse actor poses for retard Health minister as we no longer have nurses under his government as they now all reside in Australia.
Nurse I simply won’t sit hear and be told I have no testicles
“ Are you my father ? “
“ Are you my mother ?”
“ How about some CPR ? “
This is nice. It’s too good for general services for everybody, I’ll have to limit it. But people like me deserve the best; working so hard for the country and Freedom (Ayn Rand style).
Have you a partner currently?
I would rather put the cuff around your neck fucker and pull it tight .
No, honestly, I felt a ‘thud’ in my chest. I know it wasn’t a heart, as I don’t have one.
Any chance of a scan to see if I’ve got a brain.
NURSE What you really need are some empathy injections. They worked really well for Jacinda.
Should I take my trousers off like Luxon does ?
I would like to come here often.
“ Hey nurse, you’re raising my … blood pressure…”