Political Caption Competition

13 Comments

1. “ Hey nurse, you’re raising my … blood pressure…”

2. I would like to come here often.

3. Should I take my trousers off like Luxon does ?

4. NURSE What you really need are some empathy injections. They worked really well for Jacinda.

5. Any chance of a scan to see if I’ve got a brain.

6. No, honestly, I felt a ‘thud’ in my chest. I know it wasn’t a heart, as I don’t have one.

7. I would rather put the cuff around your neck fucker and pull it tight .

8. This is nice. It’s too good for general services for everybody, I’ll have to limit it. But people like me deserve the best; working so hard for the country and Freedom (Ayn Rand style).
   Have you a partner currently?

9. “ How about some CPR ? “

10. “ Are you my mother ?”

11. “ Are you my father ? “

12. Nurse I simply won’t sit hear and be told I have no testicles

13. Unpaid nurse actor poses for retard Health minister as we no longer have nurses under his government as they now all reside in Australia.

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