Political Caption Competition


Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?

Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
Three C***ts
I actually only know who one of these people is and I think that might be a good thing.
Noam Chomsky – the master of the succinct –
“That’s the standard technique of privatisation: defund, make sure things don’t work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital.”
Do not forgive them, for they do know what they are doing.
“See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.”
Who amongst us is first to walk the gang plank when the electorate finally wakes up then?
Oh! men first said Tolley!
The Goon Show…
“…and your starter for 10:
Who’s up for tax evasion? Bill English, John Key or Mathew Hooton?”
“… John Key?”
“No, I’m afraid the answer I was looking for was Ronald McDonald.”
The Gang Show…
“Three little maids from school are we…”
Noam Chomsky – the master of succinct –
“That’s the standard technique of privatisation: defund, make sure things don’t work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital.”
Do not forgive them, for they do know what they are doing.
Mum and her siblings!
Another National Party political broadcast,brought to you by The Nation.
Eat the Rich,
oops
sorry they not greens
Kill the Poor.
Green Party advertisement features chipmunk alongside non-vertebrates.
the 3 monkeys.
Johnalists are the product of careful selective breeding. In this specimen the effects of microencephalopathy have been reproduced within a normal if rather doughy-faced phenotype.