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So this patient ate ACTs school lunch?
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We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget
“ Any kids I can play with around here ? “
Hands out of your pockets Luxon and keep your trousers on.
oh! one more dummy for our coalition.
Wanna see me in my pj’s ?
He passed out in David Seymour’s bed!
Dummy meets Dummy. Real dummy in blue suit believes he’s real.
Can you keep him alive long enough to vote for me next election? No, his being brain dead does not matter.
If you turn him over he says where’s the man from Act
This mock patient is effectively brain dead, and suffering from parrot syndrone.
We call him Lux. When you push on his chest all he can say is “What I am saying to you is” x 100.
Yes, and if you turn him over, he says, ‘I’m entitled! I’m entitled! I’m entitled!’
Nah, nah it’s ‘s not dead, the NZ economy is just resting after a long squawk.
Beautiful plumage.
…But do you think he will survive?. Is there any hope for the NZ economy?
” You could definitely fit an additional person in this bed. Believe me, at Air New Zealand we learnt how to cram people into those planes.”