Political Caption Competition

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1. ” You could definitely fit an additional person in this bed. Believe me, at Air New Zealand we learnt how to cram people into those planes.”

2. …But do you think he will survive?. Is there any hope for the NZ economy?

3. Nah, nah it’s ‘s not dead, the NZ economy is just resting after a long squawk.
   Beautiful plumage.

4. This mock patient is effectively brain dead, and suffering from parrot syndrone.
   We call him Lux. When you push on his chest all he can say is “What I am saying to you is” x 100.

   1. Yes, and if you turn him over, he says, ‘I’m entitled! I’m entitled! I’m entitled!’

5. If you turn him over he says where’s the man from Act

6. Can you keep him alive long enough to vote for me next election? No, his being brain dead does not matter.

7. Dummy meets Dummy. Real dummy in blue suit believes he’s real.

8. He passed out in David Seymour’s bed!

9. Wanna see me in my pj’s ?

10. oh! one more dummy for our coalition.

11. Hands out of your pockets Luxon and keep your trousers on.

12. “ Any kids I can play with around here ? “

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