Political Caption Competition
CL: No you hang.
DT: No you hang up.
CL: You didn’t hang up first!
DT: I love you Chris.
CL: I love you Donald.
DT: Now you hang up.
CL: No you hang up…
CL: No you hang.
DT: No you hang up.
CL: You didn’t hang up first!
DT: I love you Chris.
CL: I love you Donald.
DT: Now you hang up.
CL: No you hang up…

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