Political Caption Competition
CL: No you hang.
DT: No you hang up.
CL: You didn’t hang up first!
DT: I love you Chris.
CL: I love you Donald.
DT: Now you hang up.
CL: No you hang up…
CL: No you hang.
DT: No you hang up.
CL: You didn’t hang up first!
DT: I love you Chris.
CL: I love you Donald.
DT: Now you hang up.
CL: No you hang up…

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Oh Yes! Yes!YES! Tell me again how you are going to gently stroke my hair!
Hi John, thought I’d ring and let you know that I’m getting right into the swing of things, implementing your agenda of smashing this, bashing that, destroying this, crushing that.
But even though I’ve been applying that possum placenta and monkey testicle cream, I feel I’ll never be able to fulfill your desires in the ponytail relm. Perhaps a Daniel Boone hat might be easier?
“what I can tell you is Nicola has her mouth full at the moment”
Luxon: Atlas Network you say? But how did.. oh David..
Atlas: Just shut up and nod your bald head in approval to all our instructions..