Political Caption Competition

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1. Willis: “It was a struggle, but look, I managed to button-up this jacket.”

2. Willis: “Luxy, ready for my Joker dance?”

   Luxon: “Yep, NZ gets what is fucking deserves.”

3. Stick em up punk we’re the fun loving criminals.

4. NW: This is the size of unnecessary job cuts I arranged
   CL: If you think that’s big, you should see the size of our welfare cuts

5. LUXON: Look I get it Nicola, I’m top honcho and sorted, while you’re a wannabee up and comer, who just flushed half a billion down a Korean toilet. So just keep those arms outstretched where I can see them, and don’t be tempted to pick up any daggers, just because my polling’s low. FYI, I’m wearing Sir John’s stabproof kevlar suit…anyone’s welcome to plunge a blade in it, and I won’t feel a thing!

6. You don’t need a new ferry – just fly across like me

7. ‘Look I am getting wider like the gap between the rich and the poor’.

8. “We’ve finally done it! With this new ATM we take money in but never give it out.”

9. “Hey Chrissy, you like my fat cat suit”?

10. The Gnats are so twisted and remote from the responsibilities they should bear having won power, that they are setting up poses to be snapped and used for comments and riposte against them. Thick-skinned and headed they are and ‘words can only amuse them’ and give them a sense of superiority and being patronising as in, ‘The natives are restless’.

11. The two thieves practice for the Crucifixion.

12. Show me how big your capital gain is!

13. Wanna see me in my pyjamas?

14. We are truly fucked

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