Political Caption Competition

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1. ” I am the great Jonsey, and i, and only i, am omnipotent to me , and only me.
   I have redefined the words ego , great , blowhard and braggart and the term ,’ love thyself’…
   What more can i say…thank you.”

2. Fellow worshippers and frog killers!
   We are gathered to celebrate the sacrifice of this planet that offers itself to our corporate will so that the share price of mining and energy companies my yield great bounty to investors.
   IMARC may thy name be exalted on high!

3. Im the biggest idiot in NZ .

4. “I’ve always been a fan of blue movies”

5. Overblown, verbose windbag lists his donors on slide 1.

6. “I celebrate myself and sing myself and what I assume you shall assume…”

7. The Ngapuhi Cicero dazzles an empty hall with rhetoric.

   1. Repeat that in Te Reo.

8. I have dominion over the earth and all creatures on it

9. Shortly I will fast track wanking

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