Political Caption Competition
Shane Jones talking to an empty stage with an audience of one
Shane Jones talking to an empty stage with an audience of one

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Alt-Right Toxic Culture War Canadian Billionaire Jim Grenon funded a racist defamation campaign… How billionaire Jim Grenon became involved in…

Police minister says drug enforcement is working, despite cocaine use up 98% “If enforcement is working, why are more drugs…

Dear Kiwis Why are you such gullible authority worshipping goons for the bloody Police? Bill to give police new powers…
Shortly I will fast track wanking
I have dominion over the earth and all creatures on it
The Ngapuhi Cicero dazzles an empty hall with rhetoric.
Repeat that in Te Reo.
“I celebrate myself and sing myself and what I assume you shall assume…”
Overblown, verbose windbag lists his donors on slide 1.
“I’ve always been a fan of blue movies”
Im the biggest idiot in NZ .
Fellow worshippers and frog killers!
We are gathered to celebrate the sacrifice of this planet that offers itself to our corporate will so that the share price of mining and energy companies my yield great bounty to investors.
IMARC may thy name be exalted on high!
” I am the great Jonsey, and i, and only i, am omnipotent to me , and only me.
I have redefined the words ego , great , blowhard and braggart and the term ,’ love thyself’…
What more can i say…thank you.”