Political Caption Competition
The new cheap remake of The Hobbit doesn’t have the same special effects budget
Similar Posts
So where are all these rich pricks going to flee if Greens Tax them more?
The greatest argument the elites can make when attacking the Green Party Tax policy is that the mega wealthy will…
Latest RNZ-Reid Poll shows why Left wing tactical MMP voting is the only way to victory
Chippy has warned voters that a vote for TOP might be a wasted vote, but when Labour won an unprecedented…
Will NZ finally have its ‘Are we the baddies’ moment when it comes to radicalisation?
How was LynnMall attacker Ahamed Samsudeen radicalised, inquest asks Just how was the man who stabbed six people in an…
Paul Henry is the perfect Clown Parrot to white wash ACT’s Brown Shirt Ghoul Gang
David Seymour announced yesterday that veteran Broadcaster and man with very questionable taste in hats, Paul Henry is now running…
RIP Sam Neill – our greatest Everyman
We are all heart broken to hear of the passing of Sam Neill – he was a phenomenal acting talent…
A few months ago, people said 5% was a stretch. Now it’s within reach – TOP
Big news.Today’s RNZ Reid Research has us at 4.7%, more than double our result from the last poll. A few…
“Mentem non sanam in corpore non sanam”
Id like to see Brown and Seymour in a version of Fight for Life.
In a split second while looking up at the towering schoolboys, Simeon realised his dream of becoming an All Black prop forward just was’t realistic.
Confirmed when 5 seconds later, he suffered the indignity of getting pantsed and having bushy eyebrows drawn on him in marker pen.
Simeon says It Ain’t Necessarily So. Anyone can learn the words, the melody is plain.
It ain’t necessarily so.
[Sportin’ Life]
De t’ings dat yo li’ble
To read in de Bible –
It ain’t necessarily so.
Lil’ Simeon was small, but oh my!
– then everyone sings –
Lil’ David was small, but oh my!
He fought Big Goliath
Who lay down and dieth –
Lil’ David was small, but oh my!
Wadoo!
[Ensemble]
Wadoo!
[Sportin’ Life]
Zim bam boddle-oo! etc.
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/ellafitzgerald/itaintnecessarilyso.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuINOmsVAMA
He may be small but needs five large minders? Diversion? What is being cooked up by others in National while we are deflected to Simple Simon?
SIMEON(Thinks) Once I too was young, strong, hopeful and ambitious but then, in a thoughtless moment, I joined the National Party and sold my soul.
Once he was a student in Auckland ProLife and anti gay marriage.
Still a Baptist
“God created man first, then woman; consequently, this sequence renders women subordinate to men, and undeserving of authority or leadership over them.
God Himself has determined distinctive roles for men and women in order that thereby they may fulfill the creation mandate that He has given to mankind.”
God has mandated (note the man-..) that men wear plain grey marching jackets and trousers with a flourish of colour and design allowed at the throat, and should never wear kaftans. (Note Miss Alice).
‘Miss Alice’ dresses to kill for his latest day in court
NZ Herald https://www.nzherald.co.nz › … Whakamāoritia tēnei whārangi
30 Hān 2007 — Cross-dressing lawyer Miss Alice, aka Rob Moodie, could face professional discipline and a fine of up to $10,000 if he is found in contempt
… Because there is so much to do for God, busybodies male and female set to and help him/her/other out by making laws and checking that others keep to them and is there an equation that the more laws passed, the higher the rate of criminality? It could be an interesting, strange correlation.
The young man, second from the left, looks a bit like Uffindell. Here’s hoping he knows what to do with shorty.
The left will call it a hate crime if you get their pronouns wrong but will happily mock short people they don’t like.
True story.
Mr Brown cannot help being a short arsed, low centre of gravity midget, and his diminutive stature should not be up for ridicule anymore than Jacinda Ardern’s prominent teeth were. He can however do something about all the other tory shit he inflicts on people as a petrol head punitive Minister.
Simeon is quite tall for a midget
The right struggle to accept Brown is crap and corrupt.
True story.