Political Caption Competition
Are you a sausage roll?

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I’ll pretend I’m a sausage dog, and hope he only warms to sausage rolls. After all he is a politician and their fancies are fleeting – so I’ll just play it cool till he lets me down and then you wont see me for dust.
A real Kiwi bloke with his best friend