Political Caption Competition
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: Trick question, they are both pigs
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: Trick question, they are both pigs

As TDB has been warning for months, the real possibility of a Super El Niño is upon us, the first…

After four years of intense fighting, the Ukraine War appears to be no closer to resolution. Russian offensive operations are…

On 5 March the Government through Health New Zealand (Te Whatu Ora) formally called for ‘Requests for Proposals’ (RFPs) for…

PSNA is demanding police charge a pro-Israel tyre slasher, after he slashed two tyres on a Palestine supporter’s car in…

Of Stanford’s many and multifaceted attacks on New Zealand education, her attitudes towards, and treatment of, the principals and teachers…

Quantum computing could make every password, VPN, and encrypted website on the planet vulnerable Remember Y2K? A fear that every…
I always wanted to be a cop but couldn’t pass the intelligence test.
I dunno, they both have blue trousers and are grinning – feeling pretty happy with each other. What’s to notice?
The Bishop is playing pocket billiards
So if billiards are on the right, the big thigh bulge left must be Bish’s colostomy bag for the overflow.
One is a gang member.
Sorry officer we can’t give you a pay rise or a tax rebate, we only have money for landlords, property developers, and expensive donor demanded roads.
Always good to talk to the uniformed branch of the National Party
Is there anything I could fast-track for you?
Could I try your handcuffs officer?
The Station is this way sir – just a few questions
Chris Bishop. ‘ I always wanted to be a policeman but daddy said I had to sell tobacco instead. ‘
“Policeman finally catches up with serial criminal”
“I’m glad you voted for us, sergeant, but hey listen, until those local crime stats come down I’m going to need your taser, your vest, your watch, hat, belt and boots. No, seriously. Take them off now.”