Political Caption Competition

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1. “I’m glad you voted for us, sergeant, but hey listen, until those local crime stats come down I’m going to need your taser, your vest, your watch, hat, belt and boots. No, seriously. Take them off now.”

2. “Policeman finally catches up with serial criminal”

3. Chris Bishop. ‘ I always wanted to be a policeman but daddy said I had to sell tobacco instead. ‘

4. The Station is this way sir – just a few questions

5. Could I try your handcuffs officer?

6. Is there anything I could fast-track for you?

7. Always good to talk to the uniformed branch of the National Party

8. Sorry officer we can’t give you a pay rise or a tax rebate, we only have money for landlords, property developers, and expensive donor demanded roads.

9. I dunno, they both have blue trousers and are grinning – feeling pretty happy with each other. What’s to notice?

   1. The Bishop is playing pocket billiards

      1. So if billiards are on the right, the big thigh bulge left must be Bish’s colostomy bag for the overflow.

   2. One is a gang member.

10. I always wanted to be a cop but couldn’t pass the intelligence test.

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