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SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: Trick question, they are both pigs
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: Trick question, they are both pigs

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Never forget that for most of his press conference, the Prime Minister was justifying carpet bombing for Christ
I always wanted to be a cop but couldn’t pass the intelligence test.
I dunno, they both have blue trousers and are grinning – feeling pretty happy with each other. What’s to notice?
The Bishop is playing pocket billiards
So if billiards are on the right, the big thigh bulge left must be Bish’s colostomy bag for the overflow.
One is a gang member.
Sorry officer we can’t give you a pay rise or a tax rebate, we only have money for landlords, property developers, and expensive donor demanded roads.
Always good to talk to the uniformed branch of the National Party
Is there anything I could fast-track for you?
Could I try your handcuffs officer?
The Station is this way sir – just a few questions
Chris Bishop. ‘ I always wanted to be a policeman but daddy said I had to sell tobacco instead. ‘
“Policeman finally catches up with serial criminal”
“I’m glad you voted for us, sergeant, but hey listen, until those local crime stats come down I’m going to need your taser, your vest, your watch, hat, belt and boots. No, seriously. Take them off now.”