Political Caption Competition
No Toast for you, all the Toast for me!

The damage this graph is causing TVNZs journalism brand now we now the Government are the editors is enormous… Mediawatch:…


He had a ‘feeling’. That’s his justification for an illegal war with Iran. A ‘feeling’. I think the biggest danger…

Bad week to be a National, ACT, NZF redneck climate denier. Turns out the ‘socialist hoax’ is actually happening far…

Look. Winston is playing to the worst angels of our nature and is drawing voter support from the sub 5%…

Most honest meme of 2026
I prefer those old-style feelgood politician’s pics with their dogs. Now what about that dear little doggie on Radionz? Nicer face than self-empowered Nats.
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/527279/mosako-the-sweet-japanese-dog-cared-for-by-air-nz-crew
Count yourself luxky. You wouldn’t be getting any toast if you’d just given birth to a baby in hospital.
A picture of Luxons with their clothes on.
Daughter Luxon: But Dad, 2.9 billion tax breaks, and the 2 billion in accommodation supplements every year to landlords is getting a bit greedy isn’t it?
Daddy Luxon: What I would say to you is, don’t bite the hand that feeds you, however corrupt it is.
The setting is very correct, this is the modern decorating style, light and minimalist. The orange juice indicates health promotion, and mere toast indicates sensitivity to the austerity regime that the country presently embraces. Forgive us Gnats if many of us don’t want to embrace you as we know this is all a carefully created stage-set we real people have to drift in and out of at your will.
This is what the coalition of chaos will be come next elections.