Political Caption Competition

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1. “ No need for coppers to have water coolers when they just piss it all away.”

2. “ If we give police officers free water, they’ll be wanting the wife’s $115.00 afternoon teas free next.”

3. Why drink water when you can drink wine ?

4. McCaw wishes he had worn shades when hanging with these two shiny bonces…

5. “Jesus turned water into wine because he wants us to drink it.”

6. “ Jesus drank wine in the Upper Room and I drink it everywhere.”

7. Luxon “ Police officers burdened by working sweltering hot Canterbury nor’westers without water coolers can sod off to Australia. I’ll be off soon as I get my knighthood.”

   Baldy “What nice soft white hands you have, Grandmama.”

8. Only one with anything up top.
   And that one had great dignity in refusing a knighthood.
   They other two, we’ll let’s be fair, scrambled or hard boiled, either way the countries fucked in their hands.

9. Luxon’s Belly’s Big Night Out.

10. …Ritchie felt a sudden, uncontrollable urge to play the bongo drums

11. Think bubble coming out of Richie’s head…….” I didn’t realise when i signed up to be All Black Captain that i’d have to sit around 10 years after retirement and listen to this stultifyingly boring idiocy…zzzzzzzz”

12. “I just need two more nostrils”

13. “I can get all these and more where the sun don’t shine suck the chrome off a trailer hitch while drinking a glass of wine”

14. Just let me get under the table you won’t be disappointed

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