Political Caption Competition

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1. Maybe those in the boot camp could row the Toyota Corolla Ferry across the Cook Strait

2. “ Tell me I’m lazy
   Tell me I’m slow,
   Tell me I’m crazy
   Maybe I know,
   Just can’t help lovin’
   These flabby lips of mine.”

3. Never cared about anyone as much as I care about Me.

4. The alternative did not work either so worth another try.

5. Wish that flaccid piece of white bread dough sitting on top of a suit would stop showing up.

   1. It just hasn’t had enough time for the dough to rise 100% but when it does you won’t see any bread at all.

      1. Won’t happen if there’s nothing actively germinating in the dough !

         1. Something’s growing and germinating all right but it’s mould, fungus, which has got in – it’s a devil for spoiling good materials.

6. As Alfred E. Neumann would say ‘What me care!’; that image was one of my favourite characters when I was young. Now I’m older I’ve found that no-one does actually, they just pretend and as long as the ones who back me do all right, I can say anything I like. Politicians are expected to make promises so they seem to care, but still get elected when they don’t keep them. Look at Labour and its 10,000? houses over 4 years one. The peeps get excited for a while; have a 10 second to half an hour concentration and memory. Me and Alfred to go!

7. I DON’T CARE because……I’M PRIVILEGED!!

8. Don’t polish yah boots too much, they might outshine my head!

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