Political Caption Competition
All aboard the HMS Landlord

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Nicola’s maths means she has saved money by not buying the Ferrari’s that had been all organised, but it cost her a $300mil cancelation fee. But surprise surprise the ships still have to be upgraded, so we will end up still paying for Ferrari’s, when Nicola only wanted to pay for Toyota’s, but we are going to end up with Demio’s. Another decision that was the worst of all worlds. Decisions are being made by decision makers not qualified to make the decisions, and it will and up costing us all a lot more, just like pharmac, just like public transport…
So it was a boat not a bus
Willis has a Toyota brain. Sadly we lost a Rolls Royce brain in Robertson such is the appalling performance by a third form National finance minister.
Just done over 300000kms, body is a bit rough, will need a few things for wof, one old lady owner, price is firm
Are we talking about the boat?
T…Treacherous
O…Old
Y.. Yet
O..On
T.. The
A.. Agenda
Because…i’m impractical, shortsighted and don’t know what the fuck i’m talking about..
But hey…that’s the way we roll..
Why Toyota? I have an old T-car and it is good. I have missed something in the conversation obviously.
Bugger