Political Caption Competition
Minister: I managed a press conference without burning down the podium or shitting on the stage!
Everyone else: The look on Coster’s face though.
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Political Caption Competition
I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
“ Take away patches and put makeup on tats so no one will know what’s what and we won’t need no more cops.”
I’ve seen Stuart Nash age quickly in his time in orifice, so I have had botox to smooth out past wrinkles and look smooth and innocent like a baby heh heh.
URRRR, arrrr, I will get one of the Bruce’s onto it!
New plan, the police are going to swap there uniforms for the gangs patches…should work eh
Minister: If those cops really want to catch crims they can go to Australia and catch them all there.
Everyone else: But who will cuddle the lost dogs here at your low pay rates mein herr ?