Political Caption Competition
John Key chilling at Luxon’s 7th house.

God Sean Plunket is a sanctimonious prick. The great Free Speech Champion Sean Plunket cries tears over me using my…
The greatest argument the elites can make when attacking the Green Party Tax policy is that the mega wealthy will…

Chippy has warned voters that a vote for TOP might be a wasted vote, but when Labour won an unprecedented…

How was LynnMall attacker Ahamed Samsudeen radicalised, inquest asks Just how was the man who stabbed six people in an…

David Seymour announced yesterday that veteran Broadcaster and man with very questionable taste in hats, Paul Henry is now running…

We are all heart broken to hear of the passing of Sam Neill – he was a phenomenal acting talent…
“ I’m going slightly mad.”
“ Me too.”
That was a shock fining out we are twins and Bob the Fart and Trevor are our uncles
Wait till you find out who your parents are
“ I’m scared of Paula.”
“ Me too.”
“Maybe we should bring back the clean car discount. Do you have any idea how many of us can fit in a Tesla?”
“ I never loved another man as much as I love myself.”
“ Me too.”
We need to talk about David.
“I’m terrified of Genter.”
“ Me too.”