Political Caption Competition

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1. Christopher Luxon snapped at his day job.

2. ” Put away your phone, your not in Hawaii now Dr Ropata”

3. JK what would you do? Flags.. Pandas?

4. “ Abolish Act? What an awesome idea.”

5. ” Hello. .. this is He.
   Oh, you have a kid to be uplifted ? Hold on I’ll just transfer you through to UBER. ”

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   ” Hello… this is He. Yes, you have a disabilty. OK.Do you want fries with that? ”

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   ” Hello. .. this is He. A happy meal you say Why the fuck do you have a phone , kid ? ”

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   ” Hello. .. this is He. Kiwi nuggets ? Yes, Shane they’re very fresh, straight from the Coromandel.”

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   “Hello. ..this is He. Our food production regulations … You have Listeria you say ? I’ll put you through to my boss David. “

6. The Donor Drive through.
   Luxon: Donor number one, can I have your order please?
   Donor #1: A 2.9 billion landlord rebate thanks.
   Luxon: Would you like the bright line test to be brought down from 10 to 2 years with that?

7. What’s up DOC that’s how I rock cause I am a COC.

8. What’s that? If you had a hammer? We can probably lend you one if you need one.

9. yes boss I’ll take the red shirt off obviously confusing but I really do need to change my underwear right now

10. What? Winston’s croaked? Yessssss, one down and one to go!!!!!

11. ” Kea Aura, Hawaii MacDonalds, er, um oops, I mean Te Puke Macdonalds, Chris ear, may I take your money/ order”

12. “Bob the first, your kiddy orders ready”

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