Political Caption Competition
The National Party Broadcasting Policy

A Marxist, 2 NZ Herald columnists, a former Labour Leader and a Business Journalist all walk into a bar….

Yesterday I asked, Why would we trust TVNZ Journalism now we know Government is editor? Today I ask, Why would…

‘One in seven New Zealand children living in material hardship’ was the dramatic heading of a NZ Herald feature article…

PSNA has written to Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith today requesting proposed ‘move-on’ laws will specifically continue to allow free speech…

More than a game “Football is more than a game. It is a force for unity, peace and hope” Gianni…

Headline Predictions for 2025
*Latest Tory Government Austerity measures lead to fewer number of nails being used in crusifications.
*Liberal Socialist Hippies demand recycling of cross beams.
*Christian Group aim to protest further resurrections over Sundays.
*No NZ media now able to provide live outside coverage as crusificition season kicks off.
*Terf martyrs outraged as Trans community win right to be crusified in Women’s section.
*Super Rugby ratings fall as Liberal Socialist Hippy executions capture public imagination.
U should be hoisted on high. To the top of the list for next crowning!
* After 40 days , the ‘ Tough on Truancy ‘ policy is enacted.
The renter’s child is hung out to dry.
That’s true – his parents couldn’t find accommodation just like in the Christmas holidays. He was born in a stable with obliging domestic animals around him, watched over by concerned eyes of leading sages of his time. We should all aspire to the life of Jesus – died early, lived a good life, travelled and befriended many, thought above his expected intellectual level; though our old ones are not of similar sagacity to the three elders of Jesus’ time. His were omniscient, ours are majorly egotists.,