Political Caption Competition

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1. The renter’s child is hung out to dry.

   1. That’s true – his parents couldn’t find accommodation just like in the Christmas holidays. He was born in a stable with obliging domestic animals around him, watched over by concerned eyes of leading sages of his time. We should all aspire to the life of Jesus – died early, lived a good life, travelled and befriended many, thought above his expected intellectual level; though our old ones are not of similar sagacity to the three elders of Jesus’ time. His were omniscient, ours are majorly egotists.,

2. Headline Predictions for 2025
   *Latest Tory Government Austerity measures lead to fewer number of nails being used in crusifications.
   *Liberal Socialist Hippies demand recycling of cross beams.
   *Christian Group aim to protest further resurrections over Sundays.
   *No NZ media now able to provide live outside coverage as crusificition season kicks off.
   *Terf martyrs outraged as Trans community win right to be crusified in Women’s section.
   *Super Rugby ratings fall as Liberal Socialist Hippy executions capture public imagination.

   1. U should be hoisted on high. To the top of the list for next crowning!

   2. * After 40 days , the ‘ Tough on Truancy ‘ policy is enacted.

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