Political Caption Competition
Spot Dolores Umbridge

A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper columnist…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
“ What big teeth you have, Grandmothers…”
“ All the better to bite you with, dearies.”
Smiles on the faces of the hyenas.
“ Do as we say, not as we do.”
…… as though butter wouldn’t melt in their mouths…..
We two women have used every opportunity in life to turn a lemon into a lemonade, using life’s little problems as stepping stones, hoisting ourselves by walking on the heads of others so we don’t get our feet wet. That thing about ‘a rising tide lifting all boats’ is for losers, a soggy idea from the past.
Um – do you mean ‘Can I sell you a bridge’?
How could either we social welfare ministers when they failed dismally with their own relationships and failed marriages?