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Shane Cigareti
Minister of Silence
The national tin foil anti vax coalition.
If you are feeling unwell next deadly pandemic.
Take one cigarette, followed by two vape puffs, and an extra strong dose of pseudoephedrine. Repeat dose for as long as you like.
If still unwell take out your AR15 rifle.
I thought doctors took the Hippocratic not the Hypocritic oath.
‘You’re not in opposition now Dr Ropata’
We have to pay for those tax cuts somehow – Dr Ciga Reti
Dr Ciga Reti!!!!!!!!! Love it, Peter R!
Wonderful, Peter Robinson! Even better knowing that the doctor is Italian. We need more Mediterranean persons here.
Here’s the cover of my book: ‘Memoirs of a Health Practitioner turned Coward Politician’
Good to be in a save pair of hands
… as in saving money, Trevor?
A pair of hands promoting cancer sticks…geez.
Jeepers Trevor, Reti’s first two moves..point out they probably won’t go ahead with the Whangarei hospital upgrade as per plan and then silence on the smoking move….nothing/no comment. If you meant ‘safe’ pair of hands I am not reaching that conclusion
Safe pair of hands tell that to the Pacifika peoples who have a gutless Maori for their Minister.