Political Caption Competition
Let me woo you with anti-Māori hate, antiVaxx lunacy and sexy climate denial
Let me woo you with anti-Māori hate, antiVaxx lunacy and sexy climate denial

A Marxist, An Economist, a Māori Media Boss, A Recreational Fishing Legend, a Labour Party Candidate and a Newspaper columnist…

NZ First are in real danger now. To date, they have trawled the sub 5% threshold with conpiracy theories and…

Week 5 of the dumbest most stupid geopolitical blunder since Vietnam, and Trump is telling us that he’s talking to…

Wait? WHAT! Fears transport service procurers may hit back as costs rise. There are fears procurers of transport services…

Trump says ‘Cuba is next’ in speech touting US military successes. Reuters – Advertisement – I told you…

Funeral held for three journalists killed by Israeli strike in Lebanon Lebanese government calls the killings a ‘blatant war crime’…
Taking a rose to Davis Seymour’s funeral
If you have confidence, I have supply
Oh Winston with your winning ways – are you offering a weekend at your bach to some winsome woman? Or is the heading short for bachelor? I hear you have considered yourself a prince of such over the years. Mario Lanza could Serenade, can you? – (apart from, to the easy-peasy voting public.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEYUZ8EdFes
A charlatan by any other name…
Chris: I don’t want your rose
Christopher: I want your rose, I don’t want your rose, I might want your rose
Who are you
David: You can stick your rose right up your…
Some pollies are befuddled about the old flower game – it’s with daisies not roses.A person playing the game alternately speaks the phrases “He (or she) loves me,” and “He loves me not,” while picking one petal off a flower (usually an ox-eye daisy) for each phrase. Get it Right you wannabe Righties.
“Can I shower you with red roses, chocolates and something from my Winebox.”