Political Caption Competition
Of course Chris Luxon believes in dinosaurs.

A Marxist, 2 NZ Herald columnists, a former Labour Leader and a Business Journalist all walk into a bar….

Yesterday I asked, Why would we trust TVNZ Journalism now we know Government is editor? Today I ask, Why would…

‘One in seven New Zealand children living in material hardship’ was the dramatic heading of a NZ Herald feature article…

PSNA has written to Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith today requesting proposed ‘move-on’ laws will specifically continue to allow free speech…

More than a game “Football is more than a game. It is a force for unity, peace and hope” Gianni…

“Christ, will you get this dinosaur off my back”!
Check out my new ride, Dad! Do you love me now?
Is this where Bible-literalism ends up?
For he that is least among you all, the same shall be made even less.
Carbon-dating is the work of Satan
Palaeontological evidence meets historical evidence.
Hey look, what I’m saying to you is, the Romans cannot deliver a stronger economy.
It’s this damned scriptwriters’ strike. I was supposed to have been riding a donkey, not some monstrosity from the Jurassic Park set.
The National party policies are from Jurassic Park!
Facepalm Sunday
And then Jesus said unto thee, is this Te Puke bro, that’s where I’m at!
And thus they called him T Rex meaning the King of Kings’ ass biteth all who blaspheme him or go into politics…
“Where dem money-lenders at?”
Come on! If I can walk on water I can certainly ride dinosaurs. I can turn wine into water too!
( Editor’s note: may have been misreported on that last one)