Political Caption Competition
Of course Chris Luxon believes in dinosaurs.

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“Christ, will you get this dinosaur off my back”!
Check out my new ride, Dad! Do you love me now?
Is this where Bible-literalism ends up?
For he that is least among you all, the same shall be made even less.
Carbon-dating is the work of Satan
Palaeontological evidence meets historical evidence.
Hey look, what I’m saying to you is, the Romans cannot deliver a stronger economy.
It’s this damned scriptwriters’ strike. I was supposed to have been riding a donkey, not some monstrosity from the Jurassic Park set.
The National party policies are from Jurassic Park!
Facepalm Sunday
And then Jesus said unto thee, is this Te Puke bro, that’s where I’m at!
And thus they called him T Rex meaning the King of Kings’ ass biteth all who blaspheme him or go into politics…
“Where dem money-lenders at?”
Come on! If I can walk on water I can certainly ride dinosaurs. I can turn wine into water too!
( Editor’s note: may have been misreported on that last one)