Political Caption Competition

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1. Unbalanced individual

2. Goofy scoops a cone that looks so much like Luxon.

3. Let’s not. Let’s get rid of global warming before my icecream melts.

4. Man in green hat and pink tie absconds from dementia unit. Please notify police if you see him.

5. Man in green hat and pink tie ramraids ice-cream shop.

6. Free-marketeer cuts red tape by breaking food safety regulations

7. Climate change denier claims that ice-cream will cool the planet

8. Te Tiriti sceptic says Maori had a stone-age culture because they did not invent ice-cream

9. Culture warrior says sorbet is ‘woke’ and that real men eat ice-cream

10. Philistine nit-wit recites Wallace Stevens’s great poem “The Emperor of Ice Cream” to a delighted audience of city spivs, property speculators and journalists.

11. Productivity commissioner investigates alarming decline in ice-cream shop performance

12. Coalition of Cholesterol claims that “every single day the woke mob are peering into people’s fridges, shopping trolleys and lunch boxes, telling them what to eat, removing high-fat items, harassing them at their front doors, spying on them at supermarkets, screaming at them in carparks and setting fire to their fridges. It is political correctness gone mad”

13. Village idiot proves you can’t cook ice-cream without changing its form

14. Pseudo-scientist claims that green flannel hats protect wearers from “the woke mind virus”

15. Wanna twerk with me ?

16. Man in green hat auditions to join Marama and Albert Park celebrationists.

17. Ooooooooooh Betty….

    1. Lol!

18. Look what self-promoters will wear to get onto TDB Captions!

19. Wannabe Māori scoops cone like Luxon’s head.

20. My Precious

21. Thanks everyone! It is super-hearty to read all of your giggles!

    It really IS awesome when the Left vote. It’s truly awesome, for ALL of us 🙂

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