Political Caption Competition
The Alliance of Arseholes

Here we go! Blue on Silver unfriendly fire! Winston lobs the first shot… – Advertisement – Winston Peters lashes ‘egotistical’,…

Shane Jones has managed to take a principled position against free trade deals and made it a shitty attack campaign…

Bill giving police new powers needs stricter limits, Privacy Commissioner says The Privacy Commissioner says a bill empowering police to…

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

CTU welcomes Tax Justice Aotearoa policy statement The New Zealand Council of Trade Unions Te Kauae Kaimahi has welcomed today’s…

‘A storm every eight days’ – country’s biggest insurer calls for systemic response A storm hit New Zealand every eight…
That would be an effective flag. With the printing on as no eyeballing would convey any value conveyed by such a symbol. If you want to make sure, then wave the flag and follow up with a cow-pat that is semi-baked – hard on the outside for impact, soft on the inside with delicious grassy tones leaving coloured pastoral smears. Pollies and fellow travellers could laugh down dildos but that would lack the class they convey to themselves.