Political Caption Competition
The Alliance of Arseholes

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Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference
That would be an effective flag. With the printing on as no eyeballing would convey any value conveyed by such a symbol. If you want to make sure, then wave the flag and follow up with a cow-pat that is semi-baked – hard on the outside for impact, soft on the inside with delicious grassy tones leaving coloured pastoral smears. Pollies and fellow travellers could laugh down dildos but that would lack the class they convey to themselves.